A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

*prepares this to get negged*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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