- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Woman's Rights

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

this girl died

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

who is awesome? no one...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Pen15

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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