What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Men, get on the boat.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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