- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Are you Drew?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why is pi? Because circles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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