In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Girls

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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