What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Michael Brown

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Garry Glitters on here

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Mitt Romney penis

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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