- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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