What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Dubstep < Music

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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