- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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