What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti Joke

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