- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cows go moo.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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