Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Women's rights

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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