WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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