There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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