Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I can't see my forehead

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Nothing yet CC

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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