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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Ham sandwich

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What is the difference between a duck?

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato