What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Shut the cork up!

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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