Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Stop being a centipede

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Are you Drew?

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