womens rights

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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...NO.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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motley crew

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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