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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Knock knock --Come in.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Darude - Sandstorm

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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