- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Your social life.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Chrissy is funny.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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