What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Pen15

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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God is real

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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