- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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