- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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