What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Women Driving.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Obama

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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