what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Womens rights.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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