- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

I'm gay. No homo.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Mitt Romney.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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