You just won the game...

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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