- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

asian, do math

IU football

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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