If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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