Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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american government

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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ginger

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Drunk irish man

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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