- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What do you call a black priest? Father

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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