A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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