what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Thanks

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Weiner

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Anti Joke

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