What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Fox News.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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