What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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