When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What's 4+7 47

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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