- Anti Joke

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

women's rights

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!