Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

my namew is jd

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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