- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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