what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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