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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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