- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

knock, knock. come in.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Are you Drew?

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

fart+fart=poop

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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