Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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