Hi? No!!!!!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

whats brown? poop.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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