Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A black guy with his family.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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THE GAME

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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