what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Women's rights

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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