You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Your social life.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Joey mayer's face

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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man boobs

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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