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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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