What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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