What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats really hot the sun

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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The cow went moo

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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