- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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