Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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