Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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knock knock who's there police

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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