- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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