why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

I enjoy anal.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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