Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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