- Anti Joke

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

the asian kid gets an F

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.