Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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