- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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