How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Heartlight

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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democracy

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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