NASCAR

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

gay marriage.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Hey, Max!!

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...