Iggy Azalea

God is real

Joey mayer's face

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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