What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

How old is victor? Old

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

black guy graduating high school

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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