- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Joay impistato is a fig

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!