Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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School

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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