Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Republicans

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Women's rights...

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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