Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

womens rights

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Yo mamas so fat

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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