why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Once upon a time.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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