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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

A Frenchman stays and fights

knock knock how there me ok come in

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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