Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

thermodynamics?

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Dubstep < Music

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

poo is yummy

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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