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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.