Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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