- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

neil patrick harris

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dani barton= lovely

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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