if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Stephen Walking.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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