- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Knock Knock. Come in.

save water shower with friends

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Knock knock runs away laughing

Society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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