A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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women's rights

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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knock knock who's there police

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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