What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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¿melano?

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Your social life.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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