- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

we all know sammi has a penis

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

The cow went moo

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

19th amendment

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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