Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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I like pom

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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I never asked for this.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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T-Dog scare me

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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