A seal walks into a club.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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