Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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