- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Society.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Matt Damon

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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