An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did I do last night?work

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

i'm not gay

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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