Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Womens rights

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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