Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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*insert joke here*

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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conrad profit

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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