How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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