- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

W.N.B.A.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

dislike this...please.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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