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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

your a towel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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